My Hobby New - Finding E-Petition Nutters

It's a simple game browse through the petitions with only one vote and enjoy some unfiltered ALL CAPS insanity. 

Tax free armour:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/1520

Ban Cash:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/1601

Huge taxes on paint:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/2039

Revert decimalisation of currency:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/3445

Tax Fridges to combat obesity:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/3515

Drop flowers on countries we are at war with:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/5460

Age of consent and marriage raised to 25 

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/5698

Paint criminals green

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/7264

Awareness of one punch ninja death strikes:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/5092

Finally this one is so insane I don't even understand it:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/4441